Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Oh, Trouble Set Me Free: One



 Hello readers! (the few of you I have) I have decided that it is time I write a story based in the 70's during the rock n' roll groupie scene of both London and fantastic LA. This particular tale, which I have titled "Trouble" starts off in late 1971. It tells the tale of Michael Patrick, a guitarist for the fictional then-popular Zeppelin-based band Sinister, and Jennifer Russell, a quiet girl who is just trying to get by in life, making her living by doing small odd jobs. This isn't any ordinary love tale, however, as it does have it's rock and roll-related twists. Each time life seems to be going swimmingly, things seem to get in a twist and get splattered all over the place, resulting in plot twist after plot twist. 
  Now, given this being the first chapter of my short story, it is dull and basically just introductory. The images we get as readers to this first chapter are key on understanding the story, but may not be fully developed just quite yet. In order to see the story through "my eyes," I'm going to fill you in on what I thought each character looked like when I imagined him or her. If you would like to just read the story, scroll past the pictures. Also, there is playlist at the bottom. If you want to skip the story altogether, just scroll until you see the familiar 8tracks box.

Michael Patrick


   When you think of raunchy, rock and roll superstar c. 1971, who else to think of but Led Zeppelin's Jimmy Page? Jimmy in his early seventies wardrobe is the absolute perfect example of Michael Patrick. The two can seem arrogant at times but both secretly have sweet spots. Both Michael and Jimmy are lead guitarists in their bands who seldom sing, another great connection. I don't want to spoil too much, but as you read, picture Michael Patrick looking and acting like a stuck-up Jimmy Page.

Jennifer Russell

  When I think of innocent sixties blonde with booming blue eyes, Pattie Boyd immediately comes to mind. In fact, the character of Jennifer "Jenny" Russell is a play on Pattie's sister Jenny. Although the imagery of Pattie I think of when I see Jenny Russell is mid-sixties Pattie, the character in my story takes place in 1971. She is the ultimate vintage chick, however, as she still dresses like it's 1964, complete with mini dresses and tall white go-go boots. She is my ultimate style icon and therefore, must look like the ever-beautiful Pattie Boyd.

 Marc Lipton


  Although Marc Lipton isn't a main target of love, he does provide much information, as he is the narrator (oops, spoiler, but not really). His name is a definite play off of Eric Clapton's (people call him 'Lippy,' people called Clapton 'Clappy'), and even Marc and Michael's past is based off of Jimmy Page and Eric Clapton's real life relationship in The Yardbirds. I won't spoil too much, but just remember, Lipton is Clapton.


Jock Randall

   Who else to play the ever-flamboyant Jock Randall but Mick Jagger? Once again, Jock Randall's name is similarly syllabalized (I just made up that word, I know) to Mick Jagger's. Both Jock and Mick are the lead singer in a band that has been famed for quite some time, and both are equally as drugged up and socially out there. Although Jock isn't a main character, I thought it was important to include what I personally thought of him as a character.

   And now, the moment you all have been waiting for! Time to read chapter one of "Trouble." At the bottom of the page I've created a playlist of groovy and funky music to help set the time period while you're reading, or even if you just enjoy the seventies. So please, sit back, relax, and enjoy!


 Trouble
 -----
 If I were to summarize the relationship between Jennifer Russell and Michael Patrick in one word, I would say trouble. The amount of arguing and constant bickering between the two was unbearable, making it impossible to even stand the sight of them. And in contrast, there were moments when the two of them would go on and on about their endless and unconditional love, making it seem as though they were the only two in the world. They were either fighting or cuddling, battling or making peace, hating or loving. It seemed as if there were no middle ground with them.
 No one knows exactly what went on in either of their heads. We still don’t know to this very day. Long before either of them lost their marbles we were wondering when they would. It was only a matter of time before one drove the other off the edge. It was he said she said with the two, and one could never tell whose side of the argument was correct. If you liked one, you hated the other, and vice versa. It was never easy to decide between the two.
 Maybe you’re wondering why I won’t stop talking about Jenny and Michael. At times, I wonder too. They were crazier than any other couple I’ve ever met, and to this day, I can’t name a single thing that sounds more insane. But they were meant to be. No one else could have put up with their reckless disputes like each other, and that’s exactly why they found each other. They needed each other like mad.


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Jenny


 They met in November. The air was crisp, the leaves were brown, and the first snow of winter hadn’t yet fallen. I remember Michael was working in the studio, he was stressed about deadlines. Said the next album had to be out by a week before Christmas in order for sales to skyrocket. I was helping him out that day, and without my help, none of this little episode would have happened.
 “How does this sound?” He brushed a strand of curls out of his face before playing a deep, bluesy riff. Blues was my sweet spot; anything that contained those twelve bars of perfection instantly tamed my attitude. But something about his playing tonight was not up to par, and it was clear on my face that it didn’t sound right to me.
 Michael paused, staring up at me coldly. “What if I did it like this, ya know, with the same notes only higher?” He then proceeded to play again, but still, something about tonight was off.
 “I don’t think redoing it is going to change how you’re playing tonight,” I frowned, giving a slightly colder look in return. “You’re off tonight.”
 “I know, I know..” he sighed, unplugging his guitar from the amp and leaning it against the wall. “I don’t know what’s going on, I just haven’t been coming up with anything original lately. That’s why I called you, for feedback.”
 “Well maybe you just need a night out on the town or something.” I stood up as well, stretching my limbs and yawning slightly. I hid my face from Michael in order to pretend I wasn’t bored beyond relief.
 “The town?” Michael snorted, then laughed. “You know I’m not one for partying.”
 “Ah, but see, my dear Mike.” I wrapped my arm around his shoulders as we began to stroll out of the recording studio, “The Randalls are closing their last show this fall. And, luckily for us, it’s right around the corner from here. I say we crash their party.”
 I could see Michael’s lips slowly twisting into a grin out of the corner of my eye. I took my arm away from his shoulders as we began to walk outside.
 “So it’s just an excuse for them to party?” he asked, scrunching up his face a bit. “You know I’m not a Randalls fan. Jock Randall is probably my least favorite person in the music industry.”
 “Many people feel the same way, but remember, he’s over the top. And that means his parties are, too. If you don’t have a good time, sue me.”
 He chuckled as he raised his arm for a taxi, stepping inside as one arrived at the curb before us. I followed and eagerly awaited his reply. Although Jock Randall was known for being a flamboyant, drug-obsessed diva, he was a talented singer and a master at party-throwing. At his last big shindig, there was a vivid fireworks display that featured colorful images of both him and the band. There was also a live orchestra to back him up when he spontaneously burst out into a song, performing the band’s latest hit. Of course the rest of The Randalls weren’t exactly happy when Jock did so. But he was Jock Randall, he did what he want, and no one judged him. We only hoped this year’s extravaganza would be better than the last.
 “You know I don’t like parties,” Michael replied coldly, avoiding eye contact, “although a little extra cash wouldn’t bum me out. I’ll take you up on that suing deal.” He extended his hand to mine, shaking it. “If I don’t leave here ecstatic, you’re done, Mister Lipton.”
 “And right back at you, Mister Patrick.” We ended the handshake, and promptly began to drive deep into the heart of London to the Jetson Hotel. Neither of us knew that tonight, things were about to be warped into ways we could never change.
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 Michael walked into the party like he was walking onto the red carpet. He had that infamous smug grin of his smacked right across his face, his jacket flowing in the somehow-always-near-him breeze, and he was wearing sunglasses, even though it was eleven at night.
 “You look like a smug ol’ bastard,” I grinned, scratching at my stubble. I hadn’t come to the party that night looking for women, unlike Michael. I was simply trying to entertain my friend. Although, little did I know, I would end up entertaining him much further than he could handle.
 “Good.” He pulled a pack of cigarettes out of his coat pocket and held one to his lips, which I promptly lit. “There aren’t many girls here, Lippy.”
 I sighed, wincing at his dreadful nickname for me. “Not yet. Jock isn’t even here yet. When Jock arrives, so will the ladies.”
 Like some sort of instantaneous magic, Jock Randall strolled through the double doors directly opposite us, an even more smug grin than Michael’s on his face.
 “Oh, jeez..” I rolled my eyes, “you can practically taste his arrogance.”
 “Taste him..?” Michael made a face. “Why in god’s name would anyone do that? Probably get a disease just from breathing the same air as him.”
 We laughed and scanned the room for familiar faces. There were a few other musicians I knew, like Alex Drencrumb and his band, The Alligators, The Detroit Five; but no one really caught my eye. The tricky thing with these kinds of parties is so many other male musicians go, knowing stars like Jock Randall will be there and assuming large quantities of women will be there, too. But when they get there, they find the men outnumber the women by a large majority. And that seemed to be how it was for now, not a single girl in sight, besides the usual groupie or two.
 When I spotted her, I squinted, unsure of what I was seeing. Michael was blabbering on about different kinds of whiskey he’d had when he toured in America but I hardly paid attention- far too focused on the petite blonde in the corner. She didn’t have a groupie body, nor was she dressed in as exposing of a manner as they did, and it really baffled me as to why such a wholesome looking girl was at a Randalls afterparty. She was wearing a light pink mini-dress that looked straight out of the sixties, like something Twiggy would wear. She had fringe and bright blue eyes, definitely capturing that sixties model look that was long gone. Something about her made me think.
 And then when Michael spotted her, I could tell he had the same reaction- his eyes slightly widened at first before his face formed into a sort of dopey grin, staring intently on this odd-looking girl. She gave both of us a rush of nostalgia, making us remember how innocent we had been in the mid-60’s when girls like her walked everywhere. As teenagers and young adults, girls like her were the kinds of girls we thought we’d marry, the kinds of girls we lusted over and craved. But as time passed by, go-go boots and mini skirts were replaced by halter tops and hot pants, and so left both mine and Michael’s idea of a perfect girl. And when this beautiful girl reminded us of that, we didn’t know how to react.
 Michael immediately tried to brush his hair with his fingers, which didn’t quite work do to his curls bouncing back up immediately after he’d flattened them down. He made eye contact with me briefly before licking his lips and staring back at the girl. I could tell by his usual cocky behavior that he was very confident that he was going to bed this poor blonde before the evening was through. I pitied her, knowing that musicians like Michael used girls like her all the time. For some reason, I was fine when he was with groupies otherwise. But there was something about this girl.
 “Go invite her over here, I wanna seem cool.” I nearly scoffed at how arrogant Michael was acting, but with a sigh, I casually walked over to the blonde.
 She was standing alone in the corner by the table with the drinks, seemingly debating in her head the benefits of each choice. She was glancing between the fruity vodka and the sweet vodka, for some reason thinking her choice of flavor would alter her life forever.
 “Ahem,” I cleared my throat, smiling at her as politely as I could.
 She glanced up, her big, blue eyes batting their lashes at me as innocently as possible. She looked no older than twenty.
 “Can I help you?” She asked, her accent similar to mine. I was relieved. If she had been American, Michael would have tossed her out like a used trash bag in the morning. He didn’t think too highly of American girls. But she sounded like she was from London or at least the London-based area, so I secretly prayed Michael wouldn’t harm this poor young girl.
 “I’m-” I began, extending my hand.
 “Marc Lipton,” she grinned, her cheeks naturally pink. “I’ve heard about you.”
 “Oh?” I raised an eyebrow, flirtatiously smiling back. “And what have you heard, m’dear?”
 “I’ve heard that you’re quite the guitarist, and that many girls around these parts fancy you.”
 “Is that so?” I smirked, picking up a bottle of beer from the cooler and raising it to my lips.
 “I’m not like those girls,” she replied confidently, matching my smirk with equal sass.
 “I can tell, you look a little out of your element,” I replied, scanning her outfit, “or decade, actually.”
 “The sixties aren’t that far back, ya know. I don’t care about this fashion, all the ‘grow your hair free’ bullshit. I like to look good, and I happened to look better in sixties clothing than I do in modern fashions.”
 “So you’re just a girl, dreaming of the past, aren’t you?”
 “I suppose you could say that.”
 “Does this mean you oppose everything from this decade, then?”
 “I like your music.. and I like a few other new bands, too. But I think most musicians are trashy nowadays, only doing things for the publicity.”
 “What about Jock Randall?”
 She rolled her eyes and made a disgusted face. “Garbage.”
 “He was a musician in the sixties, too, ya know.”
 “I liked his image ten years ago far more than this groovy mumbo jumbo. He’s trying to act like a brand new artist, and so are the Randalls. They’ve given up on their sixties roots and replaced it with a raunchier seventies style. It isn’t them, really. And it’s made Jock look like a poser.”
 I was quite impressed by this girl’s musical judgement and knowledge. Most groupies and girls hanging around at these types of parties hardly listened to the musicians they slept with. They just wanted in on the party because we were the most famous at the time, and they wanted to be as close to fame as possible.
 I glanced out of the corner of my eye and saw Michael glaring at me, arms crossed. I could tell he was growing impatient that I was actually chatting with this bird about something besides him, and was wondering why he hadn’t been introduced to this girl yet.
 “I forgot to ask your name, dear. How rude of me.”
 “Jennifer,” she smiled, finally deciding for the fruitier of the two drinks and raising it to her light pink lips, “But you can call me Jenny.”
 “Jenny. Lovely name, dear.” I gently placed my hand on her lower back and slowly guided her over to Michael. “Listen, I want you to meet my friend-”
 “You mean the man with the curly black hair over there, eye-fucking me?”
 I couldn’t help but chuckle. “Yes, him. Why do you ask?”
 “He’s known for being a player, isn’t he?”
 “Yes, but he means well, he just-”
 “If you think I’m hooking up with that, you’re mad.”
 “I’m sure he doesn’t expect you to-”
 “He wants a shag, and I’m not giving him one. I’m sorry, Marc.”
 I sighed heavily, knowing if I didn’t bring her over, Michael was going to kill me.
 “Listen.. you don’t have to do anything you don’t want to do. You’re your own person, and you have the rights to control who touches you, I get that.. but if my friend doesn’t talk to you by the end of the evening, he’s going to slit my throat. So just talk to him, please? You don’t have to do anything but talk if you don’t want to. And if he gives you trouble, you just tell me. Alright?”
 Jenny sighed and glanced at Michael once more. “Alright. But if he does anything I don’t want him to-”
 “Yes, I’ll be here. Just let me know, and I’ll scold him.”
 “Thank you.”
 Once again, I lightly walked Jenny over to Michael and introduced them. “Jenny, this is Michael Patrick. He plays for the band Sinister. He was also a session musician in the sixties, I think you like some of his music.”
 With that, I walked away, leaving the strange pairing to chat amongst themselves. Jenny was still holding her drink in her hand, and I feared that at any moment she’d get angry and pour it over Michael’s head. But that moment didn’t come. Instead, the two seemed to be getting along pretty well. It felt like hours before one of them even acknowledged that I was still at this party, but that didn’t bother me. It looked as though maybe Michael was ditching his old ways and softening up. That was, until, Jenny stormed off, her face bright red.
 I immediately rushed over to her as she was grabbing her coat from the rack. “Woah woah woah, what’s wrong, dear?”
 “Everything was going fine until he used one of those cheesy pickup lines and asked me back to his place!”
 I chuckled. Michael was the king of ridiculous lines to win girls over. But poor Jenny didn’t know that, and I could tell she was the romantic type. She probably wasn’t used to being treated like this.
 “I’m sorry about him.. he can be a bit of a jerk. Why don’t I pay for your cab? As an apology. Unfortunately I don’t have a car with me to drive you home.”
 “It’s alright, I can just walk.” She buttoned her overcoat quickly before dashing through the doors, leaving Michael equally as red-faced. He walked over to me in a matter of seconds.
 “Can you believe her? Freaking feminist or something, thought she was so special because she was at a Randalls party.” He rolled his eyes, downing his cup of whiskey quickly. “Girls like her, man.. I gotta tell you, too many stuck-up chicks backstage.”
 I watched Michael as he continued to drink, blabbering on and on about Jenny’s imperfections. Although she obviously wasn’t a perfect girl, who was? Michael’s comments seemed fake and rather forced, and just the look in his eyes gave off the impression that he was hiding something. I smirked to myself, staying quiet the rest of the evening. I sipped my beer and eyed everyone, keeping secrets in my mind and judgements in my heart. Perhaps Michael didn’t really despise this strange, radical Jenny girl. Maybe he even fancied her, something both Michael and I thought would never happen.


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  So, what did you think? I would absolutely love feedback, either here in the comments section or here in my Tumblr inbox. I hope you liked it, I shall have chapter two posted soon.


  1. "I Want You to Want Me" by Cheap Trick
  2. "London Calling" by The Clash
  3. "Peace Frog" by The Doors
  4. "Ride a White Swan" by T. Rex
  5. "Sick Again" by Led Zeppelin
  6. "Do Ya" by Electric Light Orchestra
  7. "Have a Cigar" by Pink Floyd
  8. "White Room" by Cream
  9. "It's Magic" by Pilot

Monday, March 18, 2013

Movie Review Monday 2

Dirty Girls (Shot in 1996, edited in 2000)

Rating: 8/10 ★★★★★★★★☆☆

 


  Although Dirty Girls isn't a movie, it is a short eighteen-minute documentary on the lives of the "dirty girls," a group of eighth graders who are famous for their bad hygiene and careless attitudes.The beginning of the documentary features all the other students in school giving their opinions on said dirty girls, but the thing is, everyone's opinion is negative. Many interviewed students even go as far to say as these dirty girls are bad because they dress and act the way they want, and not the way society wants them to act.

  These girls, whether they mean it or not, are the perfect example of the everyday struggles of being a woman. They are ridiculed constantly simply because they don't dress in all pink and wear the "right shade of lipstick" and wash their hair every day. These girls are so quick to be judged, and I find it ridiculous. I know society has "changed" since 1996, but it really is pretty much the same sadistic formula. Torture the ones who "aren't as good as us." If you are a feminist or activist of any kind, I highly recommend this film.




Melancholia (2011)

Rating: 6/10 ★★★★★★☆☆☆☆

 

  Melancholia is one of those films you either love or hate. Staring Kristen Dunst, this is the story of a depressed bride and her fiance's wedding, which they are over two hours late to. Throughout the evening, Kristen's character becomes increasingly depressed and slips away several times. The night ends when her newly-wed husband ditches her, calling off the whole wedding altogether.
  From there, the film takes a turn for the weird: between everyone getting depressed, a giant red star appearing in the sky, and the supposed end of the world. Everyone is panicking about the planet Melancholia, which is set to crash into Earth and end mankind. Along the way, all sorts of disaster unravels and makes the apocalyptic world these characters live in seem like the most depressing piece of hell imaginable.

  While I personally found the film to drag on at times, it was created around a unique plot (although similar to Donnie Darko) and featured wonderful imagery and scenery. This film isn't for everyone, but if you're every in a depressing mood, you might want to pick up the overlooked Melancholia.

Donnie Darko (2001)

Rating: 8/10 ★★★★★★★★☆☆


  Although I've seen Donnie Darko before, I watched it again this week because the previous film I reviewed, Melancholia, reminded me of it so much. Donnie Darko takes place in 1988 (October 2, to be exact), staring a troubled teen named Donnie Darko, played by Jake Gyllenhaal. One evening, he is awoken and led outside by a figure in a gigantic, zombie-like rabbit costume, who introduces himself as "Frank" and tells him the world will end in 28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes and 12 seconds. That night, Donnie awakens on a golf course, only to find out that while he was gone, an engine has crashed through his room. From there, it only gets more eerie and strange.

  I'm not going to spoil the ending, but last year, I had an absolute obsession with this film. Donnie Darko provides the ultimate confusing plot twist, as well as an example that even the strangest of people can find love. Through time travel, an apocalyptic-like setting, and the eerie life of suburbia, Donnie Darko shows real life with a dreary ending.

  1. "Because" by The Beatles
  2. "Vera" by Pink Floyd
  3. "Trouble" by Cat Stevens
  4. "These Days" by Nico
  5. "Beware of Darkness" by George Harrison
  6. "No Time" by The Guess Who
  7. "Have a Cigar" by Pink Floyd
  8. "Why D'ya Do It" by Marianne Faithfull
  9. "Magic Man" by Heart

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Home Sweet Plumpton Place

    Within the past year, I've had a sudden fascination with the English Countryside and tiny villages in England. As much as I loved London (as you can see in the previous post), I would much prefer a quiet country life to a roaring city scene. With the English Countryside, I not only get the beauty of England, but also a calm, surreal setting where the sky is blue and the grass is green. I think anyone with a sense of sanity would prefer the wide open plains in comparison to the smell of exhaust and city smoke.
  In London, everyone smoked. I'd be walking behind someone and a blaze of cigarette would swirl through the air, hitting me right smack in the face. It wasn't a pleasant feeling whatsoever, and I would much rather see the sky than a cloud of smug. Just take a look at the pictures below and tell me it doesn't look beautiful?




  Beautiful, right?

  Going along with the theme of the English Countryside, I thought I'd provide you with several pictures of my favorite English musician's homes. Two of my favorites are the beautiful Plumpton Place, Jimmy Page's former home, and the lush Friar Park, former home of George Harrison. Plumpton Place is my favorite of the two simply because of how subtle its beauty is, whereas Friar Park is gigantic and is almost a little overwhelming. Just take a look for yourself. First is Friar Park.

Friar Park









Plumpton Place








  Although some/most of these images are blurry, I hope you could understand and appreciate the beauty of England and its wonderful musicians' homes. So below I've provided some songs that remind me of a calm summer place, preferably Friar Park or Plumpton Place.

  1. Pisces Apple Lady by Leon Russell
  2. For What It's Worth by Buffalo Springfield
  3. Twelve Thirty (Young Girls are Coming to the Canyon) by The Mamas and the Papas
  4. Beware of Darkness by George Harrison
  5. Pleasant Valley Sunday by The Monkees
  6. Tangerine by Led Zeppelin
  7. Let it Down by George Harrison
  8. Long Long Long by The Beatles
  9. Dancing Days by Led Zeppelin
  10. Goodbye by Mary Hopkin

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

London & Liverpool

  After looking through my old Facebook photos, I realized I never showed you precious readers pictures from my photos from my visit to England this past October. My father and I stayed in London, and on our second day of the trip, we visited Liverpool for The Magical Mystery Tour, decked out with post-Beatlemania delight. Overall, it was a wonderful holiday, and I wish more than anything to return to Liverpool. London was a little too glamorous and expensive for me, but Liverpool provided the perfect amount of both nostalgia and wanderlust. If you're a Beatles or traveling fan like I am, Liverpool is a must-visit city.

London

  Upon arriving in London, it was nearly freezing (mainly due to the October air) and of course, I forgot my heavy peacoat back at home. My father and I took a bus tour around the city where we visited the Tower of London, Big Ben, The London Bridge, Buckingham Palace, and various other locations. Of course, we didn't go in any of these (except for the Tower of London), but instead took pictures out front.
Standing outside a famous red telephone booth. Look at me with my newly home-bleached hair! I thought I was the shit.

In front of Buckingham Palace. And no, we weren't fortunate enough to see the changing of the guards.

The London Bridge!

Nice forced smile there, Sam! And nice hair, its obvious my roots are lighter than the rest of my hair. That's what happens when you bleach unevenly!

In front of a cathedral whose name I am currently blanking on!

And yet again, that sarcastic smirk and the overly bleached top. Big Ben.

Abbey Road! Although I must say, it wasn't as sunny as the 1969 album cover, which was quite a disappointment.

Liverpool

The Beatles shop on Mathew Street. It was filled with every Beatlemaniac's dream, although I couldn't afford it due to the dramatic differ between dollars and pounds.

Inside the Yellow Submarine part of the Beatles Story exhibit.
More Yellow Submarine!

Very proud of this photo (it's one of the few I took instead of my dad). It's of the Magical Mystery Tour bus. This photo is actually taken on Penny Lane!

The Cavern Club on Mathew Street. Such a great view inside, unfortunately it was too dark inside, and if I used flash, I would distract that band that was performing (the Cave Dwellers, I think?).

My dad's goofy grin on the spiraling staircase down to the Cavern Club.

Strawberry Fields (forever)! I was surprised at how small the gates are in real life. I'm only 4'11", and I was nearly as tall as them! Plus they're very subtle in the Liverpudlian cobblestone.



My dad posing in front of the Mersey.

Me on Albert Dock, standing in front of the actual Yellow Submarine hotel! (it's on a mini boat, must be so cool!)

  1. "Magical Mystery Tour" by The Beatles
  2. "London Calling" by The Clash
  3. "The Village Green Preservation Society" by The Kinks
  4. "Penny Lane" by The Beatles
  5. "Winter" by The Rolling Stones
  6. "Autumn Almanac" by The Kinks
  7. "Itchycoo Park" by The Small Faces
  8. "Street Fighting Man" by The Rolling Stones

Monday, March 11, 2013

Movie Review Monday

  Now welcome to movie review Monday, a new element of my blog I would like to create. In said element, I will be reviewing and commenting on all the movies I've seen since the last post, as well as a few timeless classics. Now since this is the first one, I am going to be picking a few films that I saw a while ago, as well as a few I saw recently. Enjoy.

1. Marie Antoinette (2006)

Rating: 8/10 ★★★★★★★★☆☆

  As a kid, I had this strange fascination with princesses and royal figures of past times. Perhaps I was a dark kid, because Marie Antoinette and the guillotine were my favorite. Coincidentally, around the time I began this obsession, the 2006 film "Marie Antoinette" staring Kristen Dunst had just been released. Now, being of the age I was, I didn't see this film due to the sex (which didn't really happen a lot in this movie, I just knew I couldn't watch PG-13 movies at that age so I didn't see it) as well as the mature themes. No third grader would understand this plot or history.
Living the dream.
  I found the film to be brilliant, ranging in ravish and expensively-decorated parlors to the bright and Edward Scissorhands-esque colors of the fields and countryside. I love the costumes, I love the makeup, and I love the actors. Marianne Faithfull even makes an appearance as Marie Antoinette's mother, Maria Theresa. But my favorite part of this movie has to be how it takes place in the mid-late 1700's, yet the soundtrack is full of modern hits. It's like a strange, exotic time where old traditions take place with a modern soundtrack, although this film is trying to be historic rather than science fiction. Overall, if you're a history or princess nerd like I am, this film is brilliant will definitely quench your thirst.
Definitely my favorite song from the film:


2. Welcome to the Dollhouse (1995)

Rating: 8/10 ★★★★★★★★☆☆



  The ultimate outcast film, Welcome to the Dollhouse is the story of Dawn Wieners, (and yes, she is played by Anne Hathway's best friend in The Princess Diaries)  a shy and unpopular seventh grader battling her days through middle school. Dawn doesn't have any friends except for 5th grader Ralphy, with whom she shares a homemade clubhouse in her backyard. She is constantly surrounded by nuisances, like her nerdy older brother Mark or her spoiled ballerina younger sister Missy. Dawn's parents hardly pay attention to her, much like anyone else. She is the constant butt of every joke, the victim to every locker vandalism, and the cruel turnout to a deranged suburban life.

Ah, Dawn Wieners, my spirit animal.
  That all changes one day when Brandon McCarthy, a bully who has almost as much trouble socializing as Dawn does, threatens to rape her. Through numerous attempts, he pulls her aside after class, keeping up with his threats. Eventually he does get Dawn alone, though all they do is kiss before he runs back home. To add to Dawn's relationship trouble, Steve Rodgers, an older boy in Mark's band catches Dawn's eye. Although she is much younger than Steve, she hears Steve will "basically fuck anybody" and acquires hope. This obviously fails, and along with many other various situations, Dawn is always on the short end of the stick. If you were ever an outcast or a loner, you can relate to this dark comedic masterpiece and Dawn Wieners. It's seriously brilliant, and a wonderful example of how all movies don't need to be glamorized.

3. Groupie Girl (1970)

Rating: 7/10 ★★★★★★★☆

The opening credits are on a psychedelic-painted tour bus, with groovy cheesy music playing in the background. You can already tell its a good movie!

  I'm going to start this off by saying Groupie Girl is not for everyone. It had nudity and sex, so it's not for those of you who aren't into films with that. It's also from 1970, so for those of you who don't like cliche 70's terms and vintage underground bands. I personally liked this film a lot, but that's only because I love the 70's and the groupie scene quite a lot.
The only thing that sucks about this movie is the band members Sally hooks up with aren't even cute! There's even a flamboyant Mick Jagger character, but he definitely isn't close to the real thing.
  This isn't a well-known film, so don't be surprised if no one you know hasn't heard of this film. The film itself is about a groupie named Sally and her experiences dating various band members. Although she is treated like crap by these band members, she somehow always sticks around. This movie has a very cheesy 70’s feel, but it made me cry at parts because of how brilliant it is. If you're one of those girls who is always saying "I wish I could have dated a bandmember in the 60's/70's!", this film will make you rethink your choices with its dramatic climax.
The ending to this movie makes you rethink your entire decisions about being a band member fangirl.


4. But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)

Rating: 9/10 ★★★★★★


  I must start this review by saying I love this film like no other. If you are a feminist or any other type of person seeking equality, you will definitely relate to this film. That being said, this is a lesbian film, so if you're not interested in watching girl-on-girl scenes, you might not like it.
  But I'm a Cheerleader is about Megan Bloomfield, an apparently happy heterosexual high school cheerleader. However, her friends and family are convinced that she is a homosexual (Because she becomes a vegetarian, of all reasons) and arrange an intervention, sending her to a residential inpatient conversion therapy camp to cure her lesbianism. There Megan soon realizes that she is indeed a lesbian and, despite the therapy, gradually comes to embrace her sexual orientation, while falling for one of the fellow patients.
Just look at the house Megan has to stay in! Filled with the ultimate feminine stereotype of exaggeration and pinks.
  This whole film is based off of a story about a young woman finding her sexual identity to explore the social construction of gender roles. The costume and set design of the film highlighted these themes using artificial textures in intense blues and pinks. I think the costume designs incredibly enhanced the film and made it much more fun to watch the stereotypes of both women and men. Although most of these stereotypes are exaggerated, I highly praise this film, and the love story it creates is incredibly intense. I highly recommend this film.
This film is filled with cheesy qualities, but all on purpose. One of my favorites is the vibrant "true directions" cake.





  1. "I Want Candy" by Bow Wow Wow
  2. "Laisse Tomber les Fills" by France Gall
  3. "Groupie Girl (It Doesn't Matter What You Do" by Opal Butterfly
  4. "There's No Business Like Show Business" by Mary Hopkin
  5. "Les Sucettes" by France Gall
  6. "I'm Not Like Everybody Else" by The Kinks
  7. "Stay With Me" by the Faces
  8. "Outsider" by The Ramones